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Recently, a conservative group called Our Country Deserves Better began running a commercial thanking Gov Sarah Palin for all she's done for Americans. This puzzles me as they didn't thank her for anything she actually did, like stir up the paranoid anger of the bigots on the fringe right. So, I'd like to set the record straight and thank her for all she has really done!
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Thank you Gov. Palin for:
...bringing out in the open all the morally bankrupt and brain damaged fellow politicians such as Rep. Michele Bachmann on the Chris Matthews show telling us Anti-American Senators should be investigated, McCain campaign senior policy adviser Nancy Pfotenhauer, and all the right winger hate and fear mongers on Fox News and talk radio.
...showing us how many people will believe any lie or corruption of the truth told by you and your Republican friends, and how many won't.
...encouraging people to shoot animals from a helicopters.
...giving all people a shining example of how to deny, blame others and lie to avoid any responsibility for your actions. Like your speeches at your hate rallies, troopergate and denying your were originally found guilty of abusing your power as Governor, the $150,000.00 in clothes you did/didn't have or use or take back to Alaska with you and your incredible denial that every legitimate unbiased interview you did showed how limited your intelligence and experience is. I guess the legit media should have only asked you what you've read to help you as a Vice President.. Oh wait, they did and you still couldn't answer.
...giving so many examples of how easy it is to avoid answering anything if you just blurt out a flurry of nonsense words for 10 minutes.
...proving that strict religious nuts will always try to force their beliefs on everyone else, but don't have to live by their interpretations of what God really wants and expects of us. Such as bearing false witness, thou shalt not lie, coveting what others have and you want (to be President someday?).
...reminding responsible people of how bad our lives as Americans would be if people like you and your ilk were to have control of the Government. That is if we lived through the nuclear fallout.
...forcing the rape victims in your state to pay for their own rape kit. I guess those victims probably deserved what happened in your own mind Gov. Palin?
...showing how you can put aside any inconvenient morals or integrity if they get in the way of your ambitions.
...offering to make American lands look like the rusting remains of the Texas oil bust by drilling everywhere and suggesting we increase nuclear sites (remember all the recently dead Russians on that nuclear sub and 5 mile island to name a few?).
...teaching all Americans what the Vice President's job REALLY entails.
...helping to get President Elect Barak Obama elected by all the sane people!
Here is the ad -
And heres the Liberals saying thank you as only they can!
http://www.236.com/video/2008/liberal_ad_thank_you_sarah_pal_10439.php
For the rest of this article, I'd like to list all the wonderful things Sarah Palin has personally done in her life to improve the lives of all Americans!
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